Crazy Toilet Fantasy
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Date: Fri, 23 Oct 1998 18:40:28 GMT
From: lost@downtheback.net (iwanagodownthehole)
Organization: Force 9 Internet
Newsgroups: alt.shit-in.my.mouth
crazy toilet fantasy (if perversion offends please DO NOT READ)
have you ever done this
put a hand under your girl friends ASS while she takes a dump on the toilet with your forearm tightly nipped between, the nick of her ass and the toilet seat, letting her shite slide down your wrist holding on to as much of the excriment as possible, then when she had finished, wiped her ass clean with the back of your head, shaking fast side to side saying:-
“no no no that can't be the end of it all no no no”
(possibly crying)
(while saying this may of added to the effect)
then when she was clean and or sore enough, keeping a good handfull of shite kneeled down at the front of her toilet bowl place the handfull over the hole from above and let your arm go limp so that your hand went into the water with a splash letting it sink in the water deeper and deeper till it is amongst all the shite in the bottom of the hole, then keeping hold of the handfull in the hole she flushed the toilet then you relaxed as your hand was drawn up the s-bend with quite a strong suck when the water rise's in the bowl, when the bowl was full of murky filthy water to the brim plunge your head in and curse and shout while under water
“why did i have to be to big to go down the hole”
“why should i be stopped from following the fun”
“all the way down !!”
by that time the handfull of shite oozed from between your finger's, allowing everything to empty from the bowl quickly with a tantalising seductive slurp the water was then low in the s bend so you can still hear deep sounds as it flows and dribbles further and further down until you hear a muffled b'lump sound as it hits the main sewer, you wonder is the fun over or just begun when you hear thundering and splishing with deep rushing sound which means that gorgous girl who lives in flat above all by herself, has just took a dump and flushed it all down her toilet.
you laid limp over your girl friends toilet bowl listening to the noises wishing at least to be lucky enough to dream of going down it being and staying with her shite, bathing in it sliding down deeper and deeper with it, wondering how lovely it would be to slowly and painlessly melt into it and become it. and to mix with the rest of everything that the gorgous beautifull young girls in that area had all done, the absolute essence of what is so good that no words can come near to describe, like a lump of nothing packed to exploading point with warm (sad you may never get know it) glowing goodness, pure never ending ultimate orgasmic'ly tranquill pleasurable contentment.
another side of your mind fights with all this to spoil it all. telling you IT IS WRONG you wish you could stop but it seems as if you cannot stop wanting more of what seems so mad you feel your mind has come to be so twistedly perverted.
why did you, how could you let this filthy obsession posses you.
but it felt so good in a melancholy sort of way.
you want to be it, but have to be content with just getting next to it.
ironically even if you had the good fotune of being it you would not have the ability to know anything about it.
all you could do is cling to the hope that in the end. by an extremly lucky trick of fate you end up flowing away all mixed up with some girls sewage.
plop gurgle ssssssss
THE END
erotic toilet galary request
maybe this is stretching the meaning of this group but i would like to inquire if a erotic toilet
(only toilets used by girls)
picture gallery exists that has lots of pictures of toilets that have close-up's of the hole inside and their seductive curvy s-bends, maybe an odd one with fresh skid marks and a sexy girl looking into it after whatching what she had done sliding away into it's seductive oblivion. maybe even stuffing her hand down to make shure there was non left in the bend (YES PLEASE)
i so far have not found anything to satisfy this fetish. i hope i am not alone with this kink
!i am NOT interested in the human toilet thingy.!
just pot-toilets that flush and suck away crap from beautiful GIRLS please let me know, if you know of anything like this PLEASE PLEASE.
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