Paul Maden

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Inner Peace

Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesescke an a boc a choclez.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..

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