Learn Japanese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
Webmaster's Note: An astute reader pointed out the now obvious mistake that this language looks suspiciously Chinese. So, with hindsight this article should be called Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes. Oops!
- That's not right
- Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive
- Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP
- Kum Hia
- Stupid Man
- Dum Gai
- Small Horse
- Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach
- Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped the coffee table
- Ai Bang Mai Ni
- I think you need a face lift
- Chin Tu Fat
- It's Very dark in here
- Wao So Dim
- I Thought you were on a diet
- Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone
- No Pah King
- Our meeting was rescheduled
- Wai Yu Kum Nao
- Staying out of sight
- Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile
- Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive
- Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great
- Fa Kin Su Pah
- I Can't believe it
- No Fu Kin Wai
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