The Love-Muff Exchange

The Love-Muff Exchange is a puerile game, dedicated to the exchange of words in song titles to humourous effect.

  1. Love to Muff
  2. Dance to Wank
  3. Heart to Arse
  4. Mixture of all 3

Love to Muff

How Deep Is Your Muff?Bee Gees
A Groovy Kind Of MuffPhil Collins
Tainted MuffSoft Cell
Too Much Muff Will Kill YouBrian May
I Would Do Anything for MuffMeat Loaf
I Want to Know What Muff IsForeigner
The Greatest Muff of AllWhitney Houston
Endless MuffLionel Ritchie & Diana Ross
Muff on Your SideThomson Twins
The Muff CatsThe Cure
What's Muff Got To Do With ItTina Turner
I Will Always Muff YouDolly Parton
When Muff Breaks DownPrefab Sprout
Big MuffFleetwood Mac
Muff Her MadlyThe Doors
Where Did Our Muff Go?The Supremes
Puppy MuffDonny Osmond
Muff Is All AroundWet Wet Wet
Muff Is A Social DiseaseBon Jovi
Another Chance (at Muff)Roger Sanchez
You Can't Hurry MuffPhil Collins
All You Need Is MuffThe Beatles
Summer MuffingGrease
Muff Me DoThe Beatles
Muff On The RocksNeil Diamond
The Muff ShackB52's
Stop In The Name of MuffThe Supremes
Muff Changes EverythingMichael Ball
Moments In MuffThe Art of Noise
I Don't Know Why I Muff YouThe House Of Muff (v. clever)
Dedicated To The One I MuffThe Mamas & The Papas
Muff Is A Many Splendoured…Matt Monroe
Money Can't Buy Me MuffThe Beatles
Let Muff RuleLenny Kravitz
Sunshine Of Your MuffCream
Rocket MuffStevie Wonder
Baby MuffThe Supremes
From Russia With MuffMatt Monroe
Tender MuffNatalie Cole
Muff In An ElevatorAerosmith
Muff Me Two TimesThe Doors
For Your MuffThe Yardbirds
I'm Not In Muff10cc
Tonight I Celebrate My MuffRoberta Flack
Muff HurtsNazareth
Said I Muffed You But I LiedMichael Bolton
Can You Feel The Muff Tonight?Elton John
Sweet MuffAnita Baker
Muff BitesDef Leppard
Bizarre Muff TriangleNew Order
Slave To MuffRoxy Music
Muff Is A StrangerEurythmics
Muff Is A BattlefieldPat Bennatar
Muff Rears It's Ugly HeadLiving Colour
Got To Have Your MuffLiberty X
Is This Muff?Whitesnake
It's Only MuffBryan Adams & Tina Turner
Muff Is ContagiousTaja Seville
Your Muff Is KingSade
Once You've Tasted MuffTake That

Dance to Wank

Wanking with Tears in my EyesUltravox
Wanking on the CeilingLionel Ritchie
Flash WankIrene Cara
The Safety WankMen Without Hats
Wank AwayRoxy Music
Wanking QueenAbba
Come WankingThe Kinks
Let's WankDavid Bowie
Wanking in the StreetsD. Bowie & M. Jagger
Don't Stop The WankBryan Ferry
I Want To Wank With SomebodyWhitney Houston
I Can't WankGenesis
Wank into the NightPhil Collins
Wanking in the DarkBruce Springstein
Private WankerTina Turner
I Can WankChris Montez
Lets Face The Music (and Wank)Nat King Cole
You Make Me Feel Like WankingLeo Sayer
Save The Last Wank For MeThe Drifters
Wanking in the MoonlightToploader

Heart to Arse

ArsebreakerDionne Warwick
My Arse Will Go OnCeline Dion
Don't Break My ArseUB40
Put Your Hand on Your ArseKylie Minogue
A Good Arse (Is Hard To Find)Feargal Sharkey
Arsebreak HotelElvis
Open Your ArseMadonna
Give Me Back My ArseDollar
Don't Go Breaking My ArseElton John & Kiki Dee
Achey-Breaky ArseBilly Ray Cyrus
Tell it to My ArseTaylor Dane
Unbreak My ArseToni Braxton
Arseache TonightThe Eagles
Arse of GlassBlondie
Wooden ArseElvis
Arse of GoldNeil Young
Total Eclipse of the ArseBonnie Tyler
Quit Playing Games (With My Arse)Backstreet Boys
ArseacheBonnie Tyler
Take Another Little Piece Of My ArseAretha Franklin

Mixture of all 3

Muff Loves To Love MuffLulu
Stop Crying Your Arse OutOasis
I Lost My Arse to a SS Trooper(that's Star Ship by the way)
Arse & SoulT'pau
Anyone Who Had An ArseCilla Black
Old Fashioned Muff SongThree Dog Night
Muff TrainThe Detroit Spinners
I Love to Muff, But My...Baby Just Loves To Wank !
Wank Yourself Dizzy(unknown - but good advice)
Laser MuffT-Rex
Sugar Baby MuffThe Rubettes
I Love My MuffCat Stevens
Wank to the MusicSly & The Family Stone
Rhythm is a WankerSnap!
Radar MuffGold Earring
MuffchildDiana Ross
Underwater MuffSmokscreen
Only Muff Can Break An Arse(unknown)
All out of MuffAir Supply
MuffsongThe Cure
Tender ArseLionel Ritchie
Muff's Been Good To MeFrank Sinatra
One MuffBob Marley or Stone Roses
Caravan of MuffThe Housemartins
The Look of MuffABC
Muff Me for a ReasonBoyzone
Need Your Muff So BadFleetwood Mac
Whole Lotta MuffLed Zepplin
I'm in the Mood for WankingThe Nolans
Addicted To MuffRobert Palmer
The Power of MuffJennifer Rush
Muff is the KeyThe Charlatans
Muff LettersAlison Moyet
Muff Changes EverythingClimey Fisher
That Old Devil Called MuffAlison Moyet
Everlasting MuffThe Muff Affair
I Muff You Muff (pg rated)Gary Glitter
I Muff EverybodyLyle Lovett
Tunnel Of MuffDire Straits
Have I Told You Lately That I Muff You?Van Morrison

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