The Love-Muff Exchange
The Love-Muff Exchange is a puerile game, dedicated to the exchange of words in song titles to humourous effect.
- Love to Muff
- Dance to Wank
- Heart to Arse
- Mixture of all 3
| How Deep Is Your Muff? | Bee Gees |
| A Groovy Kind Of Muff | Phil Collins |
| Tainted Muff | Soft Cell |
| Too Much Muff Will Kill You | Brian May |
| I Would Do Anything for Muff | Meat Loaf |
| I Want to Know What Muff Is | Foreigner |
| The Greatest Muff of All | Whitney Houston |
| Endless Muff | Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross |
| Muff on Your Side | Thomson Twins |
| The Muff Cats | The Cure |
| What's Muff Got To Do With It | Tina Turner |
| I Will Always Muff You | Dolly Parton |
| When Muff Breaks Down | Prefab Sprout |
| Big Muff | Fleetwood Mac |
| Muff Her Madly | The Doors |
| Where Did Our Muff Go? | The Supremes |
| Puppy Muff | Donny Osmond |
| Muff Is All Around | Wet Wet Wet |
| Muff Is A Social Disease | Bon Jovi |
| Another Chance (at Muff) | Roger Sanchez |
| You Can't Hurry Muff | Phil Collins |
| All You Need Is Muff | The Beatles |
| Summer Muffing | Grease |
| Muff Me Do | The Beatles |
| Muff On The Rocks | Neil Diamond |
| The Muff Shack | B52's |
| Stop In The Name of Muff | The Supremes |
| Muff Changes Everything | Michael Ball |
| Moments In Muff | The Art of Noise |
| I Don't Know Why I Muff You | The House Of Muff (v. clever) |
| Dedicated To The One I Muff | The Mamas & The Papas |
| Muff Is A Many Splendoured… | Matt Monroe |
| Money Can't Buy Me Muff | The Beatles |
| Let Muff Rule | Lenny Kravitz |
| Sunshine Of Your Muff | Cream |
| Rocket Muff | Stevie Wonder |
| Baby Muff | The Supremes |
| From Russia With Muff | Matt Monroe |
| Tender Muff | Natalie Cole |
| Muff In An Elevator | Aerosmith |
| Muff Me Two Times | The Doors |
| For Your Muff | The Yardbirds |
| I'm Not In Muff | 10cc |
| Tonight I Celebrate My Muff | Roberta Flack |
| Muff Hurts | Nazareth |
| Said I Muffed You But I Lied | Michael Bolton |
| Can You Feel The Muff Tonight? | Elton John |
| Sweet Muff | Anita Baker |
| Muff Bites | Def Leppard |
| Bizarre Muff Triangle | New Order |
| Slave To Muff | Roxy Music |
| Muff Is A Stranger | Eurythmics |
| Muff Is A Battlefield | Pat Bennatar |
| Muff Rears It's Ugly Head | Living Colour |
| Got To Have Your Muff | Liberty X |
| Is This Muff? | Whitesnake |
| It's Only Muff | Bryan Adams & Tina Turner |
| Muff Is Contagious | Taja Seville |
| Your Muff Is King | Sade |
| Once You've Tasted Muff | Take That |
| Wanking with Tears in my Eyes | Ultravox |
| Wanking on the Ceiling | Lionel Ritchie |
| Flash Wank | Irene Cara |
| The Safety Wank | Men Without Hats |
| Wank Away | Roxy Music |
| Wanking Queen | Abba |
| Come Wanking | The Kinks |
| Let's Wank | David Bowie |
| Wanking in the Streets | D. Bowie & M. Jagger |
| Don't Stop The Wank | Bryan Ferry |
| I Want To Wank With Somebody | Whitney Houston |
| I Can't Wank | Genesis |
| Wank into the Night | Phil Collins |
| Wanking in the Dark | Bruce Springstein |
| Private Wanker | Tina Turner |
| I Can Wank | Chris Montez |
| Lets Face The Music (and Wank) | Nat King Cole |
| You Make Me Feel Like Wanking | Leo Sayer |
| Save The Last Wank For Me | The Drifters |
| Wanking in the Moonlight | Toploader |
| Arsebreaker | Dionne Warwick |
| My Arse Will Go On | Celine Dion |
| Don't Break My Arse | UB40 |
| Put Your Hand on Your Arse | Kylie Minogue |
| A Good Arse (Is Hard To Find) | Feargal Sharkey |
| Arsebreak Hotel | Elvis |
| Open Your Arse | Madonna |
| Give Me Back My Arse | Dollar |
| Don't Go Breaking My Arse | Elton John & Kiki Dee |
| Achey-Breaky Arse | Billy Ray Cyrus |
| Tell it to My Arse | Taylor Dane |
| Unbreak My Arse | Toni Braxton |
| Arseache Tonight | The Eagles |
| Arse of Glass | Blondie |
| Wooden Arse | Elvis |
| Arse of Gold | Neil Young |
| Total Eclipse of the Arse | Bonnie Tyler |
| Quit Playing Games (With My Arse) | Backstreet Boys |
| Arseache | Bonnie Tyler |
| Take Another Little Piece Of My Arse | Aretha Franklin |
| Muff Loves To Love Muff | Lulu |
| Stop Crying Your Arse Out | Oasis |
| I Lost My Arse to a SS Trooper | (that's Star Ship by the way) |
| Arse & Soul | T'pau |
| Anyone Who Had An Arse | Cilla Black |
| Old Fashioned Muff Song | Three Dog Night |
| Muff Train | The Detroit Spinners |
| I Love to Muff, But My... | Baby Just Loves To Wank ! |
| Wank Yourself Dizzy | (unknown - but good advice) |
| Laser Muff | T-Rex |
| Sugar Baby Muff | The Rubettes |
| I Love My Muff | Cat Stevens |
| Wank to the Music | Sly & The Family Stone |
| Rhythm is a Wanker | Snap! |
| Radar Muff | Gold Earring |
| Muffchild | Diana Ross |
| Underwater Muff | Smokscreen |
| Only Muff Can Break An Arse | (unknown) |
| All out of Muff | Air Supply |
| Muffsong | The Cure |
| Tender Arse | Lionel Ritchie |
| Muff's Been Good To Me | Frank Sinatra |
| One Muff | Bob Marley or Stone Roses |
| Caravan of Muff | The Housemartins |
| The Look of Muff | ABC |
| Muff Me for a Reason | Boyzone |
| Need Your Muff So Bad | Fleetwood Mac |
| Whole Lotta Muff | Led Zepplin |
| I'm in the Mood for Wanking | The Nolans |
| Addicted To Muff | Robert Palmer |
| The Power of Muff | Jennifer Rush |
| Muff is the Key | The Charlatans |
| Muff Letters | Alison Moyet |
| Muff Changes Everything | Climey Fisher |
| That Old Devil Called Muff | Alison Moyet |
| Everlasting Muff | The Muff Affair |
| I Muff You Muff (pg rated) | Gary Glitter |
| I Muff Everybody | Lyle Lovett |
| Tunnel Of Muff | Dire Straits |
| Have I Told You Lately That I Muff You? | Van Morrison |
Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. Don't take any of this site seriously, it's not advice, nor is it a manual.