Paul Maden

Bone Me!

The Internet's long lost property room

Success

  • At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
  • At age 12 success is having friends.
  • At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
  • At age 20 success is having sex.
  • At age 35 success is having money.
  • At age 50 success is having money.
  • At age 60 success is having sex.
  • At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
  • At age 75 success is having friends.
  • At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. Don't take any of this site seriously, it's not advice, nor is it a manual.