Success
- At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
- At age 12 success is having friends.
- At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
- At age 20 success is having sex.
- At age 35 success is having money.
- At age 50 success is having money.
- At age 60 success is having sex.
- At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
- At age 75 success is having friends.
- At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
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