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Learn Japanese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

Webmaster's Note: An astute reader pointed out the now obvious mistake that this language looks suspiciously Chinese. So, with hindsight this article should be called Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes. Oops!

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP
Kum Hia
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped the coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here
Wao So Dim
I Thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
Our meeting was rescheduled
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

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